Tipping is Fucking Compulsory, Bitch

I started the Blog with a purpose.
That purpose is gone now.
I reblog things.

iguanamouth:

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hilarious

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fableprincess:

Reblog if you like Dragon Age II just as much if not more than Dragon Age: Origins.

Just want to know how many of us there are.

I actually prefer 2

(via liquidlyrium)

magestaches:

This is my Skype icon right now.this is not a joke. This is a thing that is going to happen come october. What you’re seeing are my fucking battle plans.What you people need to understand is that dragon age inquisition is going to have pink dyes you can apply to armor. the dev team jokingly called it “the pinkquisition" but they dont fucking know about me. Listen this isn’t just going to be a battle against demons, this is a fucking war on heroes who dont have the BALLS required to wear floofy ruffles into battle like the mage inquisitor LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKERThis fabulous mofo is more fashionable than an orlesian whore’s taint, and only reason his clothes aren’t PINK right now because he hasn’t stopped posing long enough to finish RUINING THE NUG POPULATION How fucking metal is that?!?1 You have to KILL A LIVING CREATURE and DRAIN ITS ESSENCE to paint your clothing, which you then wear into battle against more crreatures you’re going to kill. Pink isnt the color of softness and love, pink is the color OF WAR.COME TO DADDY SCHMOOPLES I JUST BOUGHT A NEW THONG AND I NEED YOUR BLOODLeliana said it best when she said ferelden’s clothes were a fucking joke and Kirkwall wasn’t looking much better either (LOOKING AT YOU LEANDRA AND NICE FUCKING BATH-ROBES HAWKE ARE YOU ABOUT TO FUCKING OBLITERATE AN ANCIENT MAGISTER OR DID YOU JUST GET OUT OF THE SHOWER?!!) but you all thought she was fucking joking spoiler alert: it’s time to step your fucking game up.
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This is my best friend.

magestaches:

This is my Skype icon right now.

this is not a joke. This is a thing that is going to happen come october. What you’re seeing are my fucking battle plans.

What you people need to understand is that dragon age inquisition is going to have pink dyes you can apply to armor. the dev team jokingly called it “the pinkquisition" but they dont fucking know about me. 

Listen this isn’t just going to be a battle against demons, this is a fucking war on heroes who dont have the BALLS required to wear floofy ruffles into battle like the mage inquisitor LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER
This fabulous mofo is more fashionable than an orlesian whore’s taint, and only reason his clothes aren’t PINK right now because he hasn’t stopped posing long enough to finish RUINING THE NUG POPULATION 

How fucking metal is that?!?1 You have to KILL A LIVING CREATURE and DRAIN ITS ESSENCE to paint your clothing, which you then wear into battle against more crreatures you’re going to kill. Pink isnt the color of softness and love, pink is the color OF WAR.


COME TO DADDY SCHMOOPLES I JUST BOUGHT A NEW THONG AND I NEED YOUR BLOOD

Leliana said it best when she said ferelden’s clothes were a fucking joke and Kirkwall wasn’t looking much better either (LOOKING AT YOU LEANDRA AND NICE FUCKING BATH-ROBES HAWKE ARE YOU ABOUT TO FUCKING OBLITERATE AN ANCIENT MAGISTER OR DID YOU JUST GET OUT OF THE SHOWER?!!) but you all thought she was fucking joking spoiler alert: it’s time to step your fucking game up.

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This is my best friend.

madthad0890:

It was our first time.

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dardixxon:

twd ladies meme+ female character with the best lines: michonne

“I did not realize the messiah complex was contagious.”

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slimydad:

owning my dog

(via estic)

laleiragoblin:

princessbutterspock:

primadollly:

paparazzi would show up to a celebrity’s lesbian wedding and be like ‘so-and-so looked classically chic at elaborate friendship ceremony with long-time ‘gal pal’ so-and-so. the two reportedly shared a completely platonic kiss and vowed to be ‘best friends’ for life’

hearing the media talk about lesbians is like trying to watch the 4kids version of an anime

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you called?

(via karkatfreckles)

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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(via clearingpuppy)

its-a-combat-skirt:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

Agent P

(via reiiryuugazaki)

africant:

he tried to be slick smh.

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