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holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

(via drdemented)

liquidlyrium:

middlemarching:

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

what

Yeah I think there have been a couple other cases of chimeric women “failing” the maternity test—although I believe even in those cases where the chimeric DNA is expressing, they show up as closely related to their children (like a cousin or something), but not with as many markers in common as a mother would have. It’s very fascinating. (Tho I imagine it wasn’t any fun for those ladies.)

dogjournal:

DOG FINDS STRAY KITTEN IN PARK AND ADOPTS IT - The kitten, too young for the Humane Society to take in for adoption, has found a new temporary home with Lily, who has been mothering and protecting the fragile feline like one of her own.”

An Akita named Lily was walking with her owner in a Florida park and discovered a small abandoned kitten. Lily has since adopted the kitten as her own and is taking care of it. They look like a wonderful pair. Read more about Lily and her new friend, and view more pictures at GoodMorningAmerica.com 

(via d0gbl0g)

sosungalittleclodofclay:

lorderebus:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

they should have them beat up all girl henchman as well, and then have that one right hand midboss goon be a male that looks frail but is badass as fuck and can only be taken out by the main protagonist or the comic relief.

what he said

oh, and the evil genius has to wear a dress, and be holding the Mad Scientist’s Beautiful Son, whom the squad must rescue

Someone help me. I will make this a thing.

wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

(via gurl-u-cray-cray)

sarahmjfan:

awesomephilia:

Here tiny human. Pick it up and throw it away. Then I’ll go get it!

OH MY GOSH

sarahmjfan:

awesomephilia:

Here tiny human. Pick it up and throw it away. Then I’ll go get it!

OH MY GOSH

(via everchangingstories)

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

(via ohnoitskelz)

freaking-fantasy-lover:

spookyscarysharks:

dominicsellie:

spookofdoom:

so my school was giving out free shirts

whats the 99th problem

periods

amen

freaking-fantasy-lover:

spookyscarysharks:

dominicsellie:

spookofdoom:

so my school was giving out free shirts

whats the 99th problem

periods

amen

(via watercolor-tribe)

cracked:

madamehanni:

"Do you have any long term life goals in mind?"

https://31.media.tumblr.com/4c61cabd8a119039c566058954a22494/tumblr_n30avg7vbJ1qz5q5lo2_400.gif

"What career options does your current job have?"

https://31.media.tumblr.com/4c61cabd8a119039c566058954a22494/tumblr_n30avg7vbJ1qz5q5lo2_400.gif

"Don’t you want to fall in love and get married and have kids, like your friends?"

https://31.media.tumblr.com/72217ff756876a2f429191fb11316db7/tumblr_n30avg7vbJ1qz5q5lo3_400.gif

(If you’ve seen the web series that these gifs are from—which you should, it’s hilarious—then you get the irony. Am I using irony right? Alanis steered me wrong and I’ve never recovered.)

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